Everything Zen? You meditated for five whole minutes today, now flaunt your newfound nirvana in everyone’s face with this Zen As F*ck Mug! This mug makes a great gift for anyone who’s enlightened enough to appreciate your generosity but not so enlightened that they reject your material goods. A Mug To Help You Find Your Happy Place This white ceramic mug is inscribed with that timeless message, is dishwasher and microwave safe, and has a capacity of 22oz for all your favorite hot and cold beverages, making it perfect for coffee lovers to find their chill in the morning. Or maybe tea is more zen?