All I Want For Christmas Is Poo Move over, Mr. Hanky, there’s a new Christmas turd in town! This Holy Shit Crooked Christmas Ornament features an adorable angelic poopy and a “Holy Shit!” banner that adds fecal festivity to any Christmas tree. A Festive Fecal Ornament This ornament is made of durable resin and measures about 3.15″ x .79″ x 3.54″. Grab a Holy Shit Crooked Christmas Ornament for your own O Tannenbaum, or as a gift for your Secret Santa exchange!