Everyone knows being an a**hole is how to make people like you. Especially those equally rude f**kers on your level. Well, now you can make good relationships better by giving this insulting 3d joke card. A very loud “hey!” on the front cover of this offensive greeting card gets the attention of any idiot. As the dumbass reading this card grins with anticipation, watch gleefully as this it delivers it’s rudest blow–a shocking pop up middle finger that says “f**k you” in no uncertain terms. Trust…You’ll get the jaw-dropping gasp you’re after. If they don’t like your card (they will), tell ‘em they can sit on it (they *probably* won’t).