Rectum? Damn Near Killed ‘Em Ok, that pun was genuinely terrible. We’re sorry. But not as sorry as anyone smelling this Fart Scented Candle for the first time. The sulfuric stench of this bad boy is good for two things only: pranks, and improving the smell of gas station bathrooms. Candles That Satisfy Any Scents-ibility This is it. Stinky Candle Company’s worst smelling candle. Sit down and fasten your seat belt before opening this Fart Candle. The Stinky Candle Company was created to share and celebrate our everyday aromatic surroundings. These Fart Scented Candles are made in the USA and use soy wax and lead-free wicks. Measures 4oz, provides approximately 30 hours of burn time.