Goat Screams Are So Weird It’s a goat emergency! Turns out GOAT not only stands for Greatest Of All Time but it’s also a popular animal! We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating, horned kids, but that’s not always feasible. Archie McPhee’s Emergency Goat Sound Machine is the next beeeeh-st thing! A Handy Device That’ll Get Their Goat This 3½” electronic Emergency Goat Sound Machine includes four sounds — scream, bleat, kids and goats. Press the buttons whenever you need some goat in your life. Three LR44 batteries included.