A Sufficient Alternative To Lumps Of Coal The ultimate gag gift for the person who has everything, or just the person who has a deep, dark compulsion towards poop pranks. Put it on doorsteps, carpets, or anywhere else you might wanna give someone a crappy surprise! Despite the sack’s suggestions, please don’t put real shit inside it. Makes For A Crappy Gift The Sack of Shit Prank Gift includes a drawstring bag containing four distinguished, unscented turds made from wood composite material, making for an all-too-real appearance.